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Offline Switchback

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Dead horse
« on: December 02, 2014, 05:54:22 pm »
Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, "Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened With that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

« Last Edit: December 03, 2014, 09:27:18 am by Switchback »
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Re: Dead horse
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 01:11:15 am »
This post seems unfinished?????????
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Re: Dead horse
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2014, 09:31:20 am »
Thanks thewhiterhino I didn't get all of the joke when I did a cut & paste.
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Re: Dead horse
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2014, 01:44:01 pm »
Sounds about right to me.  :-D
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Re: Dead horse
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2014, 03:09:24 pm »
Here is my two cents

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Re: Dead horse
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2014, 08:48:07 am »
That sounds about right.
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns; that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party. ---Mao Tse Tung

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. ---Benjamin Franklin