Moses and God...

[Michael Bush]

Moses and God are watching people on earth one day and Moses points out to God that a Rabbi is playing golf on the Sabbath.  God says, "what do you want me to do about it?"  Moses says "I don't know, but he shouldn't be able to get away with that."  God says ok.  So just as the Rabbi tees off, God sends a bolt of lightning that hits the ball in the air and the ball shoots like a bullet to a tree, bounces off of it and hits another tree, shoots up to the green, circles the hole twice and falls in the hole.  A hole in one.  Moses is furious.  He says "you call that punishment!?!?!"  And God says "Who is he going to tell?"

[Switchback]

 :-D

[tefer2]

 :lau:

[OzarksFarmGirl]

 :lau:

[greenbtree]

 :-D

[AllenF]

[LaurieBee]

Good one.  ::)

[Eric Bosworth]

I don't play golf... ever since I was a kid and hit a golf ball through my parents window I decided golf wasn't for me.