Thanksgiving Turkey Dressing
4 cups crushed dry bread
1/4 cup sage
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/2 cup uncooked popcorn
1 teaspoon salt
5 cups of broth
Mix well, stuff turkey and cook 5 hours at 300 degrees,
or until popcorn blows the ass off of the turkey.