I spend too much time inside my own head. I ran across the following tidbit which made me recall the 2nd then I was inspired to create the next 2.
Wallpaper Hanger: A person whose business is a put up job.
Farmer: A man outstanding in his field.
Plumber: A man who manages to put a monkey wrench into everything he does.
Mother: The COO, CEO, and CFO of one's youth.
Jockey: A person who's always on his high horse.
Pyrotechnician: A man whose job is a real blast.
I thought of the last 2 while typing the others.