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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Brian D. Bray on March 29, 2009, 01:32:41 pm

Title: My Bucket List
Post by: Brian D. Bray on March 29, 2009, 01:32:41 pm

A lot of you have probably watched that movie with Morgan Freeman called the Bucket list about a couple of guys trying to make a list and do everything on it before they die.

I got to thinking.    :rant: :thunder: :yippiechick:

I have two bucket lists, one of all the things I've already done, and the other about all the things I don't ever want to do:

Already Been There/Done That List                                             Don't Even Think About It List

Fly in an airplane                                                                     Jump out of a perfectly good airplane
Drive 160 mph                                                                         Do it making consecutive left turns with 30 other maniacs
Get stung 379 times                                                                 Repeat the experience
Gone Skinny dipping                                                                 Join a Nudist Colony--I can't even stand to see myself in the buff
Climb a tree to catch a wild raccoon                                           I actually though about catching a wildcat by the tail...

See what I mean?

Title: Re: My Bucket List
Post by: iddee on March 29, 2009, 02:15:30 pm

I've done all the "been theres", except I was the passenger at 160.

Did catch the bobcat, but with a noose and pipe, not by the tail. Took it home and kept it over a year.

Title: Re: My Bucket List
Post by: Brian D. Bray on March 30, 2009, 12:41:32 am

Quote from: iddee on March 29, 2009, 02:15:30 pm

I've done all the "been theres", except I was the passenger at 160.

Did catch the bobcat, but with a noose and pipe, not by the tail. Took it home and kept it over a year.

You and I should get together and swap can you top this stories.     :pop: :cheer:

Title: Re: My Bucket List
Post by: iddee on March 30, 2009, 11:15:03 pm

Sounds like fun....Come on over. I'll break out the mead.

Title: Re: My Bucket List
Post by: annette on March 31, 2009, 04:06:53 am

My biggest desire right now is to return to Kauai and work with an elderly Japanese beekeeper I met. He said he would pick me up from the airport, take me around the Island and I could hang out with him and the bees.

This is my immediate bucket list