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Offline iddee

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Just Fred
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:19:30 pm »
 A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
 
   'Fred,' he replies.
 
   'Fred what?' the officer asks.
 
   'Just Fred,' the man responds.
 
   The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
 
   The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it....  The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
 
   The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'  I was born Fred Dingaling.  I know -- a funny last name.  The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.  When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.  I went through college, Medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.  After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.  Dentistry was my dream!  Got all the way through  school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.  Got bored  doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.  Well, the  ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.  Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.  Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my  DDS  because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.     Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
 
The officer walked away.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Offline beecanbee

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Re: Just Fred
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 03:13:17 pm »
LOL
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

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Re: Just Fred
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 12:37:09 pm »
 :evil: