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Title: This one is for my friend Kathy :)
Post by: tshnc01 on March 07, 2011, 03:23:25 pm

Jesse Jackson Jr. Fix Unemployment by Changing Constitution So Every Kid Gets an iPod and a Laptop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhdPrA0b1UM#)

Everyone OK with these changes to the constitution?   :oops:
Title: Re: This one is for my friend Kathy :)
Post by: Kathyp on March 07, 2011, 05:34:45 pm
lord help us  :-D

we don't need to build more houses though.  there are tons of homes that are to big for the people living in them and many unoccupied homes.  we just need to make sure that families get the big places and singles or retired are moved into the small places.  then, since those people who are moved out won't need so much money to upkeep their smaller places, we can that the excess and give it to health care and schools.  we all know that more money makes for better education, right?  and to solve the doctor problem, we can make people go to medical school, and restrict their pay.  that way we can have lots of doctors and keep the cost of health care down. 

wait!!! that's been done!!!  how'd that turn out anyway?

the sad thing is that he was elected by people who presumable think as he does.....
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Post by: jmblakeney on March 07, 2011, 05:58:56 pm
Wow :jawdrop: How are these type of people in Congress. 
Providing every student an ipod and a laptop.  jeez.    Why don't we give them the right to a cell phone.  Wait. wait. wait.  We already do provide them with those.  How about the right to a flat screen  hanging on the wall.  We would hate for someone not to have the latest technology.  And, while we're screwing the constitution how about putting in there the right to the new government sponsored Chevy Volt.  That way those in the "ghetto", as he says, won't feel left out.
Sorry for ranting.  These type of things has a tendency to make me want to cloud up and rain all over some of them.
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Post by: BlueBee on March 07, 2011, 06:36:20 pm
Why don’t we also give everybody free roads to drive on, a public internet system, free TV, and electric lines to everybody’s home.  Oh wait, we already do.

It is good economic policy for a government to regulate and provide some goods and services, but I will have to agree with the crowd here; Jackson is talking a welfare economy here.  That is not good for productivity. 

(I wonder how many ipods Jackson could buy with the 10 million severance package the tax payers footed for the ex GM CEO (Rick Wagoner).  He could fund a lot of his ideas just from failed CEO paychecks.  No changes to the constitution needed) 

JM, I wouldn’t be surprised if Wagoner didn't also walk away with a free Volt on our dime.  I think that is called CEO welfare  ;)
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Post by: hardwood on March 07, 2011, 07:04:43 pm
He doesn't want a volt...he'll be trying for a Cadi-malac esa-laid.

Scott
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Post by: AllenF on March 07, 2011, 08:18:24 pm
I would like to see the whole unedited speech to see who he was talking about and what all was said.
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Post by: Kathyp on March 07, 2011, 08:47:49 pm
here is a longer one.  i have not watched it yet.

Communist fool Jesse Jackson Jr. thinks the gov't owes everyone a free home without working for it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSkMw7pLEdo#)
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Post by: Kathyp on March 07, 2011, 09:00:38 pm
ah.  the first part of his speech is a reading of FDRs second bill of rights.  this way of thinking is a natural progression of large government doing for people.  the more that is done, the more people expect it to do. people never question where this stuff comes from or who pays for it.  they don't care as long as the stuff keeps coming.
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Post by: Countryboy on March 07, 2011, 09:52:15 pm
The Supreme Court ruled that Amish are allowed to have their own school system that only goes to the 8th grade.  What are Amish kids going to do with an ipod and a laptop?

Interestingly enough, Amish schooled children test better (on average) than their public schooled counterparts in everything except English vocabulary.  (Likely because Amish kids learn English as a second language.)
Title: Re: This one is for my friend Kathy :)
Post by: buzzbee on March 08, 2011, 06:35:55 pm
The final conclusion from that speech:
Obama Is Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI#)
Title: Re: This one is for my friend Kathy :)
Post by: Kathyp on March 08, 2011, 06:46:26 pm
wonder if anyone has thought to look for that lady and re-interview her?
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Post by: buzzbee on March 08, 2011, 07:20:46 pm
wonder if anyone has thought to look for that lady and re-interview her?

 Disenfranchised I'm sure!!! :)
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Post by: jayj200 on February 22, 2014, 09:46:38 am
AGAIN THEY LIE

HAVE YOU HERED THE LIE CLOCK?
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND IT
Title: Re: This one is for my friend Kathy :)
Post by: Kathyp on February 22, 2014, 12:08:52 pm
who lied?
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Post by: edward on February 22, 2014, 12:14:20 pm
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.

Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
 He's using it as a ceiling fan.
 :-D :-D :-D


mvh Edward  :-P
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Post by: Kathyp on February 22, 2014, 12:15:31 pm
lol  :-D
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Post by: jayj200 on May 30, 2014, 09:15:30 pm
I fixed the Lie clock a little

and this is Abraham Lincons clock you see he's only ever told two lies. see his clock is at 2 minuets after 12:00
yes I see. that's so cool.

St Peter I have one more queston for you. Yon know that since I am dead I am now Omnipotent. And can see everything! I do not see obama's clock anywhere. I thought you said every on was given one at birth.

Yes I said that

well where is obama's clock

oh that Jesus put it in his office.

Good Bad they just don't seam to mesh as in gears. why would he put it in his office.

Oh he needed a ceiling fan!