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Offline nadine_9454

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How witty do you think you are?
« on: July 08, 2015, 06:02:53 pm »
Okay beeks, let's see how creative you are. I'm looking for a title for my thesis and am having a little trouble so throw me some ideas. To help you out, I'm doing a comparative study human-animal relationship between beekeepers and their bees. I'm geographically focused in the South (specifically but not limited to the tri-state area [LA,MS,AL]). I'm looking at all scales of beekeepers, analyzing and comparing methods and perceptions. I really just need a quip or phrase and can fill in the rest. An example would be:
(INSERT WITTY TITLE: Human-Animal Relations in Southern Beekeeping) or
(INSERT WITTY TITLE: A Comparative Study of Beekeeping in the South), etc. Have a go at it!
Nadine

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 06:31:52 pm »
perhaps not so witty, but obvious;
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 07:20:28 pm »
The bee's human workers.


Who's the real boss?


Who's keeping who? 


How the bees train their keepers.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 09:58:38 pm »
Busskill! The mentality of a aperist?

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 03:30:34 am »
Stuck on you

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 06:43:30 am »

   There's a Sting in This Tale.

    Good luck with the thesis Nadine.
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 06:47:54 am »


    An after thought Nadine  :-      No Birds just Bees.
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 08:41:52 am »
This is kind of old and I know I said it in another post but

Take a bee to lunch, plant a flower.
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 09:05:02 am »
"Bee Fever" or "How bees take over the lives of humans"
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2015, 10:39:33 am »
Bee Here Now
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2015, 11:54:22 am »
"A bee in their bonnets" - or - "how to turn an innocent enough hobby into an obsession ... "

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2015, 03:08:15 pm »
To Bee or not to Bee:  A Comparative Study of Beekeeping in the South
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2015, 08:42:44 pm »
Bee-cause.

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2015, 08:49:03 pm »
Tell The Bees (which is an old practice of telling the bees about significant events)

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2015, 12:54:33 am »
Bee time in the south.
southern bee time.
Keeping bee time dixie style.

gww

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2015, 06:04:45 pm »
"My Brother's Keeper"

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2015, 06:08:30 pm »
Beehaving
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2015, 07:47:46 pm »
"Liberty lives in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no laws, no court can save it." - Judge Learned Hand, 1944

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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2015, 08:44:40 pm »
Beehaving is what I use for my presence on our Q messawork.system itk.system. It is a form of instant messaging in side the company firewall.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: How witty do you think you are?
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2015, 09:15:31 pm »
Jim I was close, I thought of Bee-have 'n

..great minds think alike..,

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