Senior Moment ( pay attention Ken ;) ) this is a Geezer joke
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Hell,"
said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"