A pastor was recently fitted for dentures. The first Sunday after getting them he only preached for 10 mins.The second Sunday he preached for 20 mins. On the third Sunday he preached for over 2 1/2 hrs. When asked why he said that on the first Sunday his gums hurt, the second Sunday he was having trouble keeping his dentures in place, the third Sunday he had picked up his wife's dentures by mistake and just couldn't stop talking.