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Online Kathyp

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Clocks in Heaven
« on: November 10, 2009, 02:32:46 pm »

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
         

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?
 
"That's Mother Teresa's." The hands have never moved,    indicating that she never told a lie."
 
"Incredible, " said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Ronald Reagan's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that  told only two lies in his entire life."
           
"Where's Barack Obama's clock?" asked the man. "The  President's clock is in Jesus office. He's using it as a CEILING FAN."


Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: Clocks in Heaven
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 02:43:27 pm »
 :lau: :lau:

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Re: Clocks in Heaven
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 04:58:07 pm »
 Pleasantly Brutal  :evil:

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Re: Clocks in Heaven
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 06:21:35 pm »
 :evil: :-D :evil:

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Re: Clocks in Heaven
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 07:52:04 pm »
That one went the rounds while Bill Clinton was in office too.
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Re: Clocks in Heaven
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 04:54:18 pm »
Kathy you sure it wasn't being used as the prop for Jesus' private plane?    :lau:
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