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Offline Kathyp

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UGLY PEOPLE
« on: April 04, 2009, 11:12:24 am »
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into
an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to
grant each person one wish because of the grief
they have experienced.

They're a ll lined up, and God asks the first
one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous,"
and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I
want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking
to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy
is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks
him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

Blessed are the Cracked,
For they are the Ones
Who let in the Light!
 
 


Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 11:15:57 am »
I liked the joke, but the joke could be on the last guy in that line if God decided not to change them back to ugly.

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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 12:06:57 pm »
BUT....

Seems they all left the interpretation of gorgeous and ugly up to God. As He had already made them the way He wanted them.....
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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 12:08:19 pm »
LOL sounds like something I would do hehe :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 01:13:45 pm »
BUT....

Seems they all left the interpretation of gorgeous and ugly up to God. As He had already made them the way He wanted them.....

Yes, but now they get the chance to do the poofing. One poof per ugly duckling.


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