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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BigRog on August 06, 2004, 01:14:01 pm

Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: BigRog on August 06, 2004, 01:14:01 pm
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule,and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

"He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said.
"They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle
Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: Beth Kirkley on August 06, 2004, 04:43:49 pm
LOL That's a good one Roger. :)
Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: BigRog on August 06, 2004, 06:06:34 pm
Al-Gebra has been terrorising me since high school
Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2004, 11:47:43 pm
I must confess.

Being a design engineer I've been forced to work with Al-Gebra ever since 7th grade. Unknown to some, is it's close ties to the fanatical Geo-Metry and Trigo-Metry, both splinter groups of an expotential power.

Thank you Roger for allowing me the opportunity to differentiate myself from this cartel by owning up to my life-long collaboration.
Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: buzz on August 07, 2004, 01:19:35 am
Quote from: BigRog
Al-Gebra has been terrorising me since high school


And it will be terrorising me in a month or so.  :cry:
Title: At New York's Kennedy airport today
Post by: Beth Kirkley on August 07, 2004, 06:17:57 pm
LOL Buzz, don't feel too bad. My daughter just started 9th grade and is having to start on Algebra too. She's pretty worried. :)

Beth