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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: edward on September 01, 2012, 08:29:33 pm

Title: Fast
Post by: edward on September 01, 2012, 08:29:33 pm

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
 really angry.

 She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

 The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

 Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

 She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 Bob has been missing since Friday.

mvh edward  :-P

Title: Re: Fast
Post by: AllenF on September 01, 2012, 08:33:39 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: Fast
Post by: hardwood on September 01, 2012, 08:36:23 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: Fast
Post by: JP on September 02, 2012, 07:58:45 am

That's a funny one and I believe Iddee likely told that one on here before. If not that's right up his alley!  :)


...JP

Title: Re: Fast
Post by: iddee on September 02, 2012, 09:05:58 am

All good jokes need to be brought into the spotlight occasionally.

It's still funny.

Title: Re: Fast
Post by: Larry Bees on September 02, 2012, 10:52:46 am

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

Very funny! I liked that one!

Larry