A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing,
left wing Communist who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin
Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated
by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in
the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
Topic: A Marine and an Iraqi Terrorist (Read 1657 times)