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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: edward on October 23, 2012, 06:45:09 pm

Title: What time is it?
Post by: edward on October 23, 2012, 06:45:09 pm

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

mvh edward  :-P

Title: Re: What time is it?
Post by: tefer2 on October 23, 2012, 08:32:39 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: What time is it?
Post by: AllenF on October 23, 2012, 08:40:12 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: What time is it?
Post by: iddee on October 23, 2012, 09:57:03 pm

Good one. Gotta steal it. Hope you don't mind.

Title: Re: What time is it?
Post by: edward on October 24, 2012, 05:21:38 am

Quote from: iddee on October 23, 2012, 09:57:03 pm

Good one. Gotta steal it. Hope you don't mind.

 :police: Hmmm  :brian: you want to steal somthing I stole  :-D  :lau: