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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: BjornBee on March 13, 2009, 05:35:22 pm

Title: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 13, 2009, 05:35:22 pm
When someone says "Hey, did you hear, Mandy Moore got engaged?" There are a couple responses....

Twenty year old..."Dang, now I have to change out my poster"  :evil:

Forty year old...."Who's Cares?"   :?

Sixty year old... "Who's that?"    :idunno:

Eighty year old..."What did you say?"    :brian:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 13, 2009, 07:50:12 pm
Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


...JP :devilbanana:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 14, 2009, 12:09:08 am
Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


...JP :devilbanana:

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was changing my poster.. :-D
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: TwT on March 14, 2009, 12:20:10 am
OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway????  :? and im only in my 40's  ;)


 
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 14, 2009, 12:24:38 am
OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway????  :? and im only in my 40's  ;)


Come on Ted, I thought you were 70 something. Wait a minute, maybe I was thinking about iddee...  :lau:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: iddee on March 14, 2009, 06:42:47 am
19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   :-P

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   :-D
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 14, 2009, 07:20:10 am
19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   :-P

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   :-D

Yeah right! My wife said nothing would change either....but we know how marriage changes things.... :roll:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: Jerrymac on March 14, 2009, 11:28:11 am
You mean this Mandy Moore?

(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:RsE-Ej7KoEbnXM:http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Mandy-Moore.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 15, 2009, 09:44:33 am
Jerry,
After Googling and asking my wife, I would say yes. The whole "Mandy got engaged" was off the cover a magazine, and I honestly knew little about her and just thought up the original post. What she is famous for, I have no clue.
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 15, 2009, 09:58:15 am
Yeah, right Mike. You know you're a fan, just admit it! Maybe not the same magnitude as Jerry but a fan nonetheless.

Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young. She is a striking young thing though isn't she now?


...JP
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 15, 2009, 10:26:31 am
You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stopped playing... :-D
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: Natalie on March 15, 2009, 10:59:30 am
So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 15, 2009, 11:02:28 am
So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D


...JP
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 15, 2009, 11:17:06 am
So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D


...JP

Could be...but of course lacking my charm, wit or handsome good looks!

Out of curiosity...how old do you think I am?
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 15, 2009, 11:21:56 am
Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


...JP :-D
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: Irwin on March 15, 2009, 11:26:51 am
Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


...JP :-D
:whip: :-D
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: Jerrymac on March 15, 2009, 11:31:30 am
Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young.

Now we know JP is a young man. Only a young guy would say such foolish things.  :-D

I may have been on this earth 55 years come next month but I'm still in my teens.

Excuse me while I go take my pills.  

Giddy up :deadhorse:

Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 15, 2009, 11:31:38 am
When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll have a comeback.....  :lau:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 15, 2009, 11:34:18 am
Bjorn, when you're old it takes a while to process things (that's what Brian says) when you're done, come on back in.


...JP ;)
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: BjornBee on March 15, 2009, 11:36:55 am
My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29.  :roll:
Title: Re: Humor or just sad reality of getting old?
Post by: JP on March 15, 2009, 11:41:28 am
My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29.  :roll:

See, you misjudged your age by at least 50 yrs! Start taking your vitamins again Mike. And http://www.umm.edu/altmed/articles/ginkgo-biloba-000247.htm


...JP ;)