Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forum
MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Bee Happy on February 01, 2011, 01:23:05 pm
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It seems that almost any joke can find it's way into offending someone, whether it's a little or a lot; because the components for "Joke"usually mean that someone is surprised/duped/shocked - and someone else surprises/wins/shocks. The solution has been in front of us for millennia - Jokes which include human beings are GOING to offend someone to some degree. Given the recently invented "right not to be offended" the solution must be implemented forthwith - post haste - ex post juris nauseam - ad vomitora: All Jokes shall now be required to replace as their characters, BLOCKS OF WOOD and ROCKS. Sincerely - me.
...So this chunk of Mexican Ironwood and 2 chunks of Iraqi sandstone are in an Irish bar hitting on some Georgia Peachwood from a trailer park when a flake of San Francisco tiger's eye rolls in...
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I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,
You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
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I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,
You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
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I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,
You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
I forgot to include some degree of misdirection as a setup element in most jokes too. :buttkick:
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I did a joke about spiders and it ended up with five pages of bickering :idunno:
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its just that time of year, ive had my head bit off everwhere ive been. :-X
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Since there are no longer any Hittites jokes about them should offend no one.
So there were these two Hittites, Ole and Lena....
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