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Offline Spear

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist.
« on: June 23, 2014, 07:59:13 pm »
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones,
They began to chat..
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

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Re: Miss Beatrice, The church organist.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2014, 08:10:22 pm »
 :lau: :lau:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Miss Beatrice, The church organist.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2014, 09:53:49 pm »
 :shock:

 :-D
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Miss Beatrice, The church organist.
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 07:54:36 am »
 :shock: :-D

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Re: Miss Beatrice, The church organist.
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 08:32:50 am »
 :laugh:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

 

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