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Offline iddee

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A bar joke
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:05:14 pm »
 A Lawyer,
an Illegal Alien,
a Pathological Liar,
a Muslim,
a Communist
and a black man walk into a tavern.



Bartender asks.
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"What'll it be, Mr. President?"

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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 10:39:17 pm »
 :-D
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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 12:10:21 am »
 :soapbox:
Right on the money.
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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 05:11:15 am »
Are you working on any new jokes for when Hillary becomes commander in chief?
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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 09:00:08 am »
Jokes, no. Roadkill recipes and speaking a foreign language, yes.
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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 09:07:53 am »
that is a joke in it's self

health care when bill was in office for a family of 4 was about 14.00 a week

hillary changed all that
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Re: A bar joke
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2014, 09:50:41 pm »
 :-D
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