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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on March 04, 2011, 04:39:40 pm

Title: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: Irwin on March 04, 2011, 04:39:40 pm

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
 
 
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."
 
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM
 

Title: Re: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: Brian D. Bray on March 04, 2011, 04:57:04 pm

I would have answered, "None, my snoring even keeps you awake."

Same visiting hours.

Title: Re: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: Humanbeeing on March 04, 2011, 06:36:10 pm

 :-D

Title: Re: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: AllenF on March 04, 2011, 11:24:25 pm

 :lau:

Title: Re: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: Bee Happy on March 04, 2011, 11:35:05 pm

After we were married? - why, none.

Title: Re: My Wife Asked Me
Post by: Sparky on March 06, 2011, 01:50:20 pm

 :lau: :lau: Brave soles.