90 year old birthay

[mtman1849]

A 90 year old man went into a bar and announced it was his birthday so another guy at the bar offered to by him a drink. He said ok I will have a scotch and 2 drops of water. well several people offered to by him drinks because after all living 90 years is quiet an accomplishment.  And each time he ordered a scotch with 2 drops of water. After awhile the bartender as why do or a scotch with just 2 drops of water. He said " at my age a man knows how to hold his liquor its the water we have trouble with :-D 

[JP]

 ;)


...JP

[Brian D. Bray]

How true, problems holding your water begin to manifest themselves around 55.  By the time you're in your 80's you often find that by the time you realize you have to go, you already went.

[JP]

How true, problems holding your water begin to manifest themselves around 55.  By the time you're in your 80's you often find that by the time you realize you have to go, you already went.

If you are working your bees and feel something warm going up your leg, probably bees, going down could be bees, sweat or pee!


...JP

[Cindi]

Ewe!!!  Grrrrrrosssss!  Brings up some pretty weird pictures in this mind's eye,  :) :) :)  Have a most wonderful day, Cindi

[1reb]

 :-D