Bad nightmares about monsters under my bed.
Went to see a shrink.
How much do you charge?
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
I'll sleep on it, I said.
Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week, for a year, is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude, he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.
FORGET THE SHRINKS...
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
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